Monday, May 7, 2007

Visit to the doctor

The old man comes to the doctor and asks: “Doctor, will I live 20 years more?” – “Hmm…do you smoke cigarettes?” – “No, I don’t” – “Do you drink?” – “No!” – “Have any relationships with women?” – “No!” ‘”So, why the hell you need 20 years more to live?”]

Two fellows talk: “I’ve read a lot about the adverse effect of drinking and smoking cigarettes, so I decided to quit!”

“Quit? What exactly – to smoke or to drink?” – “To read!!!”

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