Showing posts with label anecdotes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label anecdotes. Show all posts

Thursday, April 17, 2008

Party Monster

Which cigarettes did Manson choose?



During the production of Party Monster, Marilyn Manson asked former child star Macaulay Culkin for a bit of advice.

"His character smoked and he didn't know how to smoke," Culkin recalled.

"Never smoked a day in his life... He had a very specific vision of what kind of cigarettes he wanted, so he wanted me, the avid smoker, to go to the store and help him out."

So which cigarettes did Manson choose? Virginia Slims of course

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Smoking in pubs

The Giant Cigarette Lighter



A guy walks into a bar, sits down next to another guy and immediately notices the guy has a very large Big cigarette lighter.

The first guy says “Wow, that’s a huge lighter…where did you get it?”
The guy replies “A genie from this bottle granted me one wish.”

“Great, can I try it?”
“Sure.”

The first guy rubs the bottle and the genie appears. “You are granted one wish” says the genie.

The guy says, “I want a million bucks!”
“Done” says the genie and disappears.

A few minutes go by and suddenly the bar door swings open and pouring in come ducks. Thousands and thousands of ducks falling all over each other through the bar door.

“I can’t believe this,” says the guy who had just placed his wish, “I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!”

The second guy then says, “Do you really think I wished for a 12 inch Big?”