Showing posts with label cheap cigarettes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cheap cigarettes. Show all posts

Thursday, October 23, 2008

The Giant Cigarette Lighter



A guy walks into a bar, sits down next to another guy and immediately notices the guy has a very large Bic cigarette lighter.

The first guy says “Wow, that’s a huge lighter…where did you get it?”
The guy replies “A genie from this bottle granted me one wish.”

“Great, can I try it?”
“Sure.”

The first guy rubs the bottle and the genie appears. “You are granted one wish” says the genie.

The guy says, “I want a million bucks!”
“Done” says the genie and disappears.

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Twin Cigarette Lighter Adapter with USB Port



Ever needed to plug in your mobile car charger, Bluetooth headset car charger or portable CD player at the same time?

Well the Twin Cigarette Lighter Adapter with USB Port from Mobile Fun provides the solution.

It simply plugs into your existing cigarette lighter socket and splits it into two standard sockets and one USB charging socket, giving you the freedom to plug in two car chargers and a USB charger.

Features

  • 1.7 metre extension cable to position the adapter in the most convenient position.
  • Supports 12 & 24 volt power supplies.

Friday, July 11, 2008

Humans love their cigarettes

Why...



Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

Monday, May 26, 2008

Art of smoking

Funny story about smoking



Thomas Edison was telling Mr Cary a story one day about the way his friends, when they came into his office, would help themselves to his pure Havana cigars.

"They just take 'em by the handful," he said. "Why don't you lock them up?" asked Mr Cary. "Never could remember to do it," returned Edison.

"Then, Johnson, my secretary you know, did a clever trick. He had a friend in the cigar business and promised to get him to make me some entirely of cabbage leaves and brown paper. I thought that was a fine scheme.

But the cigars didn't come, so I asked him one day about it when I noticed my Havanas disappearing again. 'Why, I sent them to you,' he said. 'I left them with your manager.' I called the manager in and asked him where those cigars were.

'Why,' he said, 'I put them in your valise when you went to California last month. I didn't know what they were.'" "Do you know, Cary," continued Edison,

"I smoked everyone of those damned cigars myself!"

Thursday, April 17, 2008

Party Monster

Which cigarettes did Manson choose?



During the production of Party Monster, Marilyn Manson asked former child star Macaulay Culkin for a bit of advice.

"His character smoked and he didn't know how to smoke," Culkin recalled.

"Never smoked a day in his life... He had a very specific vision of what kind of cigarettes he wanted, so he wanted me, the avid smoker, to go to the store and help him out."

So which cigarettes did Manson choose? Virginia Slims of course

Friday, February 29, 2008

Cigarettes Illusions



What cigarettes do you smoke?



- John, what cigarettes do you smoke?
- Light!
- You are such strong and you don’t have normal cigarettes? I am very surprised.

Friday, January 25, 2008

Shop in supermarket

Needs cigarettes



You stand in the supermarket near the cash register with some girl with whom you recently familiarized and intend to go out on date or invite her to your place. You buy cigarettes.

She asks:
- Vladimir, do you really smoke?
- Only after sex
- Then why do you need cigarettes?
- For smoking 

Monday, December 24, 2007

Cigarettes and Bar

The Giant Cigarette Lighter



A guy walks into a bar, sits down next to another guy and immediately notices the guy has a very large Bic cigarette lighter.

The first guy says "Wow, that's a huge lighter...where did you get it?"
The guy replies "A genie from this bottle granted me one wish."

"Great, can I try it?"
"Sure."

The first guy rubs the bottle and the genie appears. "You are granted one wish" says the genie.

The guy says, "I want a million bucks!"
"Done" says the genie and disappears.

A few minutes go by and suddenly the bar door swings open and pouring in come ducks. Thousands and thousands of ducks falling all over each other through the bar door.

"I can't believe this," says the guy who had just placed his wish, "I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!"

The second guy then says, "Do you really think I wished for a 12 inch Bic?"

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Quit smoking using Hypnotherapy

HOW TO SMOKE QUIT:



Do you want to stop smoking, but you do not get.

1. Assume until that time, you had never smoked, and then you have to work.
Buy stack of cigarettes and try to smoke.
2. Say you all smoke and smoke, but the taste and smell is not there.
Light cigarettes, the method of serving its open fire and smoke here.
3. Assume you are unable smoke up over a sufficiently long
time. Remove from cigarette packets and Stop chasing the stack itself.
4. Say you felt bad pain in the mouth cavity. Turn cigarettes in a way that has been in the mouth it’s not the end alight.
5. Let's say you do not like the taste of cigarettes. Perhaps you smoke filter.
To this from happening, buy cigarettes without filter - Primo or Astro, or thin end of "Death under sail" production friendly Cuba.
6. Assume you dizzy head hurts and nausea.
Then go vodka first, and then smoke. Vertigo and nausea it will be possible to write off alcohol.
7. For example, cigarette you often go out. We must remove cigarettes from mouth, when you drinking vodka.
8. Let's say you went from the smoke. Do not panic, unlike vodka and smoke
should behave. WARNING! Not entangle of you should go smoke rather than vodka. And that smoked up new cigarettes are not necessarily make a new toast.
9. Let's say you already love to smoke, even smoke year-another, to build on the skills obtained.
10. Now abandon.

Tuesday, November 6, 2007

Cigarettes Lesons

Why most people smoke cigarettes



Lesson of biology.
Subject of the lesson “the dangers of smoking".
A teacher tells why most people smoke cigarettes and makes theorem that, the diameter of cigarettes in size from approximately the same diameter breast nipples, so, people just remember the times when coming maternal breasts ...
On the back of desks dealt a rhetorical question:
And that sucked in childhood those who smoke cigars? !
The lesson was ripped off!

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Real Men Smoke

Stack of cigarettes



French and the Englishman are sitting on the bank of a river and fishing.

All of a sudden rain, and rain poured soaked them to the threads.

They decided to warm. Englishman reached stack of cigarettes are all completely wet.

A Frenchman, bemused, reached dry cigarettes from the condom.

The Englishman, delighted idea is ticking in the pharmacy:
- Could you help me, please. I need a condom!
- For men or for women?
- For "Camel"!
- Oh!!! Sex Giant!