Real Men Smoke

Stack of cigarettes

French and the Englishman are sitting on the bank of a river and fishing.

All of a sudden rain, and rain poured soaked them to the threads.

They decided to warm. Englishman reached stack of cigarettes are all completely wet.

A Frenchman, bemused, reached dry cigarettes from the condom.

The Englishman, delighted idea is ticking in the pharmacy:
- Could you help me, please. I need a condom!
- For men or for women?
- For "Camel"!
- Oh!!! Sex Giant!

Blue Smoke

Anecdote heard on television, like, retelling:

Worth man on the street smoking.
Suitable to the girl said: “Hello, we have a poll on smoking. How long have you been smoking?
Yes, Silva, 30 years already chosen.
Female-Yes, it is interesting, interesting, ah what the health hazards... A number of smoking cigarettes a day?
Forty-Hmmm, stack 2 a day
Female - Yap, yap interesting. Take calculator, something it considers that said, you know, that if you are not smoking, the money saved could buy this skyscraper?
Forty - Here you smoke?
Female - No.
Forty-A skyscraper you have?
Female – Hee, hee, hee. No:)
Forty-But I smoke and skyscraper this MY!

Thug Cigarettes

....put out the cigarettes!!

A young couple is flying on a plain:
-Oh, common!
-We can’t do it here.
-I cannot hold any longer…
-Well, let’s go to the WC…
(They lock up in the WC)
-Common, put the condom on… oh-oh-oh! What a rush…
Suddenly there is an announcement on the speaker:
-Mister and Misses Smith! We know what you are doing in the WC. Please, put out the cigarettes and remove the condom off the fire alarm!!!

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