Cigarettes Illusions

What cigarettes do you smoke?

- John, what cigarettes do you smoke?
- Light!
- You are such strong and you don’t have normal cigarettes? I am very surprised.

Shop in supermarket

Needs cigarettes

You stand in the supermarket near the cash register with some girl with whom you recently familiarized and intend to go out on date or invite her to your place. You buy cigarettes.

She asks:
- Vladimir, do you really smoke?
- Only after sex
- Then why do you need cigarettes?
- For smoking 

Cigarettes and Bar

The Giant Cigarette Lighter

A guy walks into a bar, sits down next to another guy and immediately notices the guy has a very large Bic cigarette lighter.

The first guy says "Wow, that's a huge lighter...where did you get it?"
The guy replies "A genie from this bottle granted me one wish."

"Great, can I try it?"
"Sure."

The first guy rubs the bottle and the genie appears. "You are granted one wish" says the genie.

The guy says, "I want a million bucks!"
"Done" says the genie and disappears.

A few minutes go by and suddenly the bar door swings open and pouring in come ducks. Thousands and thousands of ducks falling all over each other through the bar door.

"I can't believe this," says the guy who had just placed his wish, "I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!"

The second guy then says, "Do you really think I wished for a 12 inch Bic?"

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