Monday, April 30, 2007

You have a cigarettes?

The guest asks the mistress.
Can I have a cigarette?
Yes, make yourself at home.
The guest signed heavily and hidden cigarettes in the pocket.


Tobacco store.
Telephone calls:
Do you have brown shoes for men - 42 size?
Unfortunately we have goods only for smokers in our store.
Do you think smokers go barefoot?

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