Cigarettes

You have a cigarettes?

The guest asks the mistress.
Can I have a cigarette?
Yes, make yourself at home.
The guest signed heavily and hidden cigarettes in the pocket.

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Tobacco store.
Telephone calls:
Do you have brown shoes for men - 42 size?
Unfortunately we have goods only for smokers in our store.
Do you think smokers go barefoot?

Dog smoke cigarettes

I'm out of money!

Since I’ve met you, says young men to his girl-friend

– I don’t eat, don’t drink and don't smoke cigarettes at all.

Oh, God! Your feelings are so strong, really? – She asks

No-o-o, I just out of money!

Funny and Cigarettes

Cigarettes Store

Two men talk:

-Take a cigarette, offers one.

-I don’t smoke. I’ve tried it once, but I didn’t like it.

-How about drinks?

-I had a drink once and I don’t want any more.

-Hey, let’s play cards!

-No, man, once I’ve played cards and it was the first and the last time. There is my son, he will play with you.

-I bet he is your only son too!

Monkey smoke!!

Cigarettes style in Dog life

Ages ago people didn’t wear any clothes, covering their intimate places with leaves or animal skin. But, time goes on, and nowadays we can’t exist without clothes.

What about our canine friends?

Sometimes we treat them like people, because they understand us and it’s difficult to keep in mind that they are animals, especially its difficult task for lonely people.

They always need to talk to somebody. Who hasn’t dress pets in clothes? I think it happened at least once.

Animals don’t mind, they maybe want to be among those, whom they love.

This pic demonstrates us how people want to humanize a dog. The cigarette in the dog’s jaws indicates us his master’s preferences.

Cigarette became an essential part in the life of people. The dog poses and doesn’t mind, as we can see.

The photo is really cool!

Smoke?

One fellow came to the doctor:

Doctor, I have severe headaches…

Do you drink hard?

Oh, no! For all my life-not a bit!

Smoke?

Ohh, no! For all my life – not a cigarette!

Lead intensive sexual life?

No,doctor! I’ve never slept with women!

Well, in that case, I can make out the only one diagnosis – the nimbus squeezes your head too tight!

At the hospital

Doctor gives prescriptions to the patient:

You do not have to take alcoholic drinks, it’s highly recommended to breath fresh air, do exercises every morning and smoke only one cigarette per day.

A month later the patient comes to the doctor again. The doctor asks:

Have you fulfilled all the prescriptions?

Yes, all of them, except this one – it’s not so easy to learn to smoke at my age! :)

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