Cigarette Thru Quarter - Spring

Good Ideas

The owner of tobacco store in San Francisco got nervous: his competitor attracted lot’s of buyers, taking a beautiful Spanish girl into the service.

He placed her at the shop window to roll cigars and to fling her eyes over men, who visited the store.

State of affairs had to be improved immediately. So, the store-owner did the following: in two days at the shop window of his store buyers saw a slim blonde girl in bikini, rolling cigars.

But she sat back to the buyers. His store filled up with men at once.

Just carton of cigarettes!!

At school

The lesson of Biology.
The topic is “About hazard of smoking”. Teacher is telling why most of the people smoke cigarettes. She proposes a theory that the diameter of the cigarette is approximately similar to the diameter of nipple.
In other words, people simply recollect that time when they suckled maternal breast….

The rhetorical question is heard from the back desk:

What suckled people who smoke cigars?

The lesson was deranged!

Smoke

After visiting London

Two guys begin to smoke.
Recently I was in London. You know what, such a clean city!
Really?
Yeah! I light up a cigarette, and then a local policeman comes to me and asks to put it out. I throw it away, he moves away, I begin to smoke the new cigarette. Then another cop approaches me: Put out your cigarette, please! I throw it away again and the story repeats.
And what next?
What-what!!! It turned out that there are 1684 cops in London!

Cigarettes

You have a cigarettes?

The guest asks the mistress.
Can I have a cigarette?
Yes, make yourself at home.
The guest signed heavily and hidden cigarettes in the pocket.

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Tobacco store.
Telephone calls:
Do you have brown shoes for men - 42 size?
Unfortunately we have goods only for smokers in our store.
Do you think smokers go barefoot?

Dog smoke cigarettes

I'm out of money!

Since I’ve met you, says young men to his girl-friend

– I don’t eat, don’t drink and don't smoke cigarettes at all.

Oh, God! Your feelings are so strong, really? – She asks

No-o-o, I just out of money!

Funny and Cigarettes

Cigarettes Store

Two men talk:

-Take a cigarette, offers one.

-I don’t smoke. I’ve tried it once, but I didn’t like it.

-How about drinks?

-I had a drink once and I don’t want any more.

-Hey, let’s play cards!

-No, man, once I’ve played cards and it was the first and the last time. There is my son, he will play with you.

-I bet he is your only son too!

Cigarettes style in Dog life

Ages ago people didn’t wear any clothes, covering their intimate places with leaves or animal skin. But, time goes on, and nowadays we can’t exist without clothes.

What about our canine friends?

Sometimes we treat them like people, because they understand us and it’s difficult to keep in mind that they are animals, especially its difficult task for lonely people.

They always need to talk to somebody. Who hasn’t dress pets in clothes? I think it happened at least once.

Animals don’t mind, they maybe want to be among those, whom they love.

This pic demonstrates us how people want to humanize a dog. The cigarette in the dog’s jaws indicates us his master’s preferences.

Cigarette became an essential part in the life of people. The dog poses and doesn’t mind, as we can see.

The photo is really cool!

Smoke?

One fellow came to the doctor:

Doctor, I have severe headaches…

Do you drink hard?

Oh, no! For all my life-not a bit!

Smoke?

Ohh, no! For all my life – not a cigarette!

Lead intensive sexual life?

No,doctor! I’ve never slept with women!

Well, in that case, I can make out the only one diagnosis – the nimbus squeezes your head too tight!