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The owner of tobacco store in San Francisco got nervous: his competitor attracted lot’s of buyers, taking a beautiful Spanish girl into the service.

He placed her at the shop window to roll cigars and to fling her eyes over men, who visited the store.

State of affairs had to be improved immediately. So, the store-owner did the following: in two days at the shop window of his store buyers saw a slim blonde girl in bikini, rolling cigars.

But she sat back to the buyers. His store filled up with men at once.

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Wise patient

Just look how your complexion has changed!
And you look much better now! I advised you to smoke one cigarette only after meal-time.
Yeah, sure! Because I eat ten times a day!

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At school

The lesson of Biology.
The topic is “About hazard of smoking”. Teacher is telling why most of the people smoke cigarettes. She proposes a theory that the diameter of the cigarette is approximately similar to the diameter of nipple.
In other words, people simply recollect that time when they suckled maternal breast….

The rhetorical question is heard from the back desk:

What suckled people who smoke cigars?

The lesson was deranged!

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After visiting London

Two guys begin to smoke.
Recently I was in London. You know what, such a clean city!
Really?
Yeah! I light up a cigarette, and then a local policeman comes to me and asks to put it out. I throw it away, he moves away, I begin to smoke the new cigarette. Then another cop approaches me: Put out your cigarette, please! I throw it away again and the story repeats.
And what next?
What-what!!! It turned out that there are 1684 cops in London!

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