Tuesday, June 26, 2007
Good Ideas

The owner of tobacco store in San Francisco got nervous: his competitor attracted lot’s of buyers, taking a beautiful Spanish girl into the service.
He placed her at the shop window to roll cigars and to fling her eyes over men, who visited the store.
State of affairs had to be improved immediately. So, the store-owner did the following: in two days at the shop window of his store buyers saw a slim blonde girl in bikini, rolling cigars.
But she sat back to the buyers. His store filled up with men at once.
Friday, June 8, 2007
Wise patient

Just look how your complexion has changed!
And you look much better now! I advised you to smoke one cigarette only after meal-time.
Yeah, sure! Because I eat ten times a day!
Tuesday, May 29, 2007
Tobacco-lover

Once in front of the woodcutter’s house appeared a luxurious car. Perfectly dressed young man came out of this car and went to the house.
Father! – He addressed the woodcutter – haven’t you recognized me? It’s me, your son, whom you sent for tobacco to the town.
I settled there, graduated, found a great job, married beautiful woman, I have my own house, car …. What can you say?
It’s great, son. But where is my tobacco by the way?
Monday, May 21, 2007
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